StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Jay Leno bid his farewell after 17 years on The Tonight Show with "Goodbye, I'm not going anywhere."
• An off-duty black cop was shot and killed in Harlem by another NYPD officer.
• A Miami judge awarded $1 billion in damages to a man who tracked Che Guevara for the CIA, but collecting the money from Cuba may be impossible.
• California will officially be broke on July 29th unless major budget changes are made.
• Senate Commerce Committee chair Jay Rockefeller takes on web loyalty programs that charge people monthly fees without their knowledge.