StupidiNews!

• Supreme Court Justice David Souter is retiring at the end of term, giving President Obama his first chance to appoint a justice.
• NASA plans to lay off 900 workers as the space shuttle is retired.
• Islamic Sharia law is being used to terrorize residents of Pakistan's Swat valley as the Taliban takes over.
• Banks are disputing stress tests outcomes and are demanding the results be delayed.
• The National Academies of Science are calling for the US to come up with a formal cyberwarfare plan.