StupidiNews!

• Pope Benedict XVI begins his controversial visit to the Middle East, staring with Israel.
• The US military denies accusations of using white phosphorus in Afghanistan, but says the Taliban may be.
• Congress takes up emergency funding for Afghanistan, Iraq, and swine flu.
• The Obama administration plans to "aggressively enforce" anti-trust legislation.
• A new cyber-bullying bill's vague language could potentially be used to censor the internet.