StupidiNews!

• President Obama will give a "major policy speech" on the case for closing Gitmo today.
• The FBI has broken up an alleged homegrown terror cell in New York, four arrested.
• California will appeal a law banning the sale of violent video games to minors to the Supreme Court.
• Britain could possibly lose its AAA credit rating from Standard & Poor's.
• Congress wants to include fiber optic cable for broadband in every new road project.