Why haven't we impeached this inhuman monster already?Let’s be honest: Barack Obama is better than you are.
He’s a better father — taking breaks from running the world to cheer on his daughters at soccer and basketball games.
He’s a better husband — zipping his wife off for dinner in New York and Paris.
He’s got a better diet — nibbling on vegetables from his homegrown garden to keep his love handles in check.
And he’s got a terrific jump shot.
You? Not so much.
If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed. -- Benjamin Franklin
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Another Milepost On The Road To Oblivion
Because the GOP is out of fresh reasons to hate Barack Obama, the Village provides some. He's just too perfect, the asshole.
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