StupidiNews!

• Obama will sign an executive order today allowing for benefits for same-sex partners for federal employees.
• The President will also today lay out details of his plan to overhaul financial sector regulation.
• A growing rift in Iran's clerical ranks over Friday's election deepened as the senior ayatollah criticized the outcome.
• GM's German Opel division may have to slash new car prices by 40% to save jobs.
• A British government report advocates universal broadband by 2012...and the loss of that access for copyright violators.