StupidiNews!

• Bernie Madoff will be sentenced today, the man behind the biggest financial scam in U.S. history faces up to 150 years in prison.
• The U.S. is warning that the coup that ousted the President of Honduras will leave that country "isolated".
• As tomorrow's troop withdrawal deadline in Baghdad approaches, all sides say Iraq is ready.
• The housing sector continues to face dire problems despite stimulus money and tax credits.
• Britain's major record label trade group says it should have embraced Napster ten years ago.