StupidiNews!

• Plainclothes agents managed to sneak bomb parts into federal buildings, and went ten for ten in a government test of security.
• Several federal government web sites went down from cyber attacks over the July 4th weekend.
• Obama administration officials are discussing civilian trials for 9/11 suspects.
• Switzerland says it will seize client information from banking giant UBS rather than give in to a U.S. court order.
• Webcasting and internet music services like Pandora have finally settled the question of royalty rates for artists.