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• A fighter jet in Afghanistan has crashed and the crew ejected safely, but the incident is the fourth air crash in three days there.
• A toilet on the International Space Station has broken down, leaving 13 astronauts with a backup Russian one to use.
• On the 40th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing, NASA is looking towards a new frontier: Mars.
• German automaker Volkswagen looks to buy famed sports-car maker Porsche for $11 billion.
• Scientists have discovered cesium atoms are able to take "quantum walks" meaning possible major advances in quantum computing.