StupidiNews!

• The federal minimum wage officially rises to $7.25 an hour today, affecting seven million Americans.
• The Associated Press plans to track how its stories are used online through a "news registry".
• The same-sex marriage battle moves to Washington State ballots this fall.
• Congress argues over banning so-called "naked" credit default swaps, a big component of last year's crisis.
• As the FCC drafts its nationwide broadband internet plan, net neutrality is back in the news.