StupidiNews!

• States are looking at creative ways to close budget gaps across the country.
• One of the New Jersey officials arrested in a corruption sweep last week has been found dead.
• CFTC Chairman Gary Gensler testified that speculators were responsible for last year's $147 a barrel oil.
• A new study shows that one in eight swine flu fatalities are pregnant women.
• A UK firm has discovered that 8 mbps broadband sold in Britain is really closer to just 4 mbps.