StupidiNews!

• Federal investigators are supposedly looking into how Michael Jackson's doctor may have contributed to the singer's death.
• The U.S. Air Force wants you to help it track "deviant internet use" of government employees.
• The GAO warns many federal agencies are still not yet ready to handle a major wave of H1N1 cases.
• German unemployment numbers are down, but that's only due to major cuts in hours worked.
• Urban libraries may be getting shut out of stimulus money meant for broadband connections for rural libraries.