StupidiNews!

• GOP Senators and Blue Dog Democrats in the House have successfully put the brakes on health care reform.
• A town of 72,000 in Texas has been evacuated due to a raging chemical fire.
• Evidence that the U.S. Army has infiltrated a Washington state anti-war group is raising legal questions.
• The House "say-for-pay" bill that could give the government control over executive bonuses faces an uncertain future.
• World of Warcraft players have a real world problem: having their credit cards charged for unauthorized transactions.