StupidiNews!

• John Kennedy's sister, Eunice Kennedy Shriver, founder of the Special Olympics, has died at the age of 88.
• Homeland Security has busted a drug cartel scheme to steal Mexican oil and sell it to U.S. refineries.
• Alaska state lawmakers have overridden former Gov. Sarah Palin's stimulus package veto, 45-14.
• GM expects the Chevy Volt electric car to earn a 230 MPG city rating in EPA testing.
• A food processing company in California is turning waste products from onions into electricity.