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• Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps was involved in a car crash in Baltimore last night, no injuries reported.
• Afghan Taliban leaders have agreed to a cease fire ahead of next week's national elections.
• A recently unclassified U.S. intelligence report finds Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is taking control of the media there.
• Eurozone deflation continues as unemployment and falling housing values meant consumer prices dropped 0.7% in July.
• DVD rental company Redbox says it will continue to offer 20th Century FOX movies despite the studio threatening to cut them off.