StupidiNews!

• The long-awaited CIA Inspector General's report on torture is to be released today, with startling revelations.
• Independent Senator Joe Lieberman argues that a recession is "no time for health care reform."
• Alaska's Rat Island may finally be rat-free after two hundred years of trying to get rid of them.
• Facebook head Mark Zuckerman says he expects the social networking site to hire another 500 employees before the end of the year.
• Swiss privacy officials are not satisfied that Google's Street View is protecting Swiss citizens.