StupidiNews!

• Tropical storm Danny is approaching the Carolina coast this weekend, possibly causing problems as far north as the Canadian Maritimes.
• The United Nations is demanding a full investigation into human rights abuses by the CIA.
• Embattled South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford is blasting a probe into his travel practices, calling it politically motivated.
• Massachusetts Democrats want to see an interim appointment to the late Sen. Ted Kennedy's seat.
• The Federal Trade COmmission is banning "robocalls" except of course from a wide list of exceptions.