Pitchmorons

The great Billy Mays, these guys are not.

A new birther infomercial running on a CBS affiliate in Texas and elsewhere around the country tells viewers a "got a birth certificate?" bumper sticker can be theirs for the low price of $30.

The 28-minute program -- quite possibly the first ever birthermercial -- features community access production values, heavy use of foreboding strings soundtrack, and standard-issue Birther ideology.

For a $30 contribution, viewers also get a fax sent in their name to the 50 state attorneys general and Attorney General Eric Holder demanding that President Obama produce his real birth certificate.

Infomercials. I crap you not. The Obama Derangement Syndrome is now to the paid infomercial stage.

But race has nothing to do with it, of course. They would be doing the same thing for McCain, right?

And yes, I would very much like to see a list of stations playing this little birthermercial.