StupidiNews!

• A NATO airstrike on a pair of hijacked fuel tankers in Afghanistan has killed 81.
• North Korea says it is now in the final phase of enriching uranium for nuclear weapons.
• Alaska's new governor, Sean Parnell, is continuing Sarah Palin's advocacy on a unified gas pipeline.
• The global recession has prompted the IEA to cut its world carbon emissions forecast for 2030.
• Microsoft is calling for a globalized patent system to make the process easier for worldwide business.