StupidiNews!

• President Obama addresses the nation's schoolchildren today with a stay in school message.
• Afghanistan's president accuses the U.S. of undermining his authority in the war-torn country.
• Federal judges continue to side with Gitmo detanees, declaring their permanent detentions illegal.
• The World Economic Forum says that Switzerland has replaced the U.S. as the world's most competitive economy.
• A new government study says geoengineering can help with climate change, but not at the expense of other technologies.