StupidiNews!

• A car bomb in the Pakistani city of Peshawar has killed at least 90.
• Auto dealers have been exempted from scrutiny in the legislation to create a consumer protection agency.
• A Congressional subcommittee has determined that the government's response to H1N1 has been slow at best.
• The largest banks in America would bear the cost of future bailouts should House legislation pass.
• Experts warn that non-state actors could have significant cyberattack capability by 2012.