StupidiNews!

• Nine people are missing after a Coast Guard plane and Marine helicopter collided off the coast of southern California.
• Five Democrats and two Republicans on a House defense subcommittee are under ethics investigations.
• Venezuelans are taking to the streets to protest President Hugo Chavez and the country's many shortages.
• A new Bloomberg poll of the financial industry shows bankers expect big bonuses this year, and 10% expect the best year ever.
• Arizona's Supreme Court has ruled that so-called metadata attached to public records also counts as public record.