Friday, October 16, 2009

Video Gaming Out The Dystopian Obamafuture

Yes, apparently the Winger fringe is already gaming out their response to "Obama's failed coup to form a North American union in 2011" triggering the Second American Revolution as the gang at Barefoot & Progressive reports:
Yes, this game is good practice for the future lynchers/Tim McVeighs of America.
Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
You are a militia commander and in control of 1 county.

Mission: To defeat all enemies of the United States, both foreign and domestic. Includes:
C.O.R.N.Y. (Congress of Rejected and Neglected Youth) Shock Troops
Obama's police force (Ameritroops)
The Cong (Former congressional leaders)
Nation of Malsi (Islamic fundamentalist troops)
Black Tigers (black nationalist troops loyal to Obama)
NHKS (National Honor Killing Society) Yet another Islamic army
I.S.U.E. ( International Service Union Empire) Troops
U.N. (United Nations) Peacekeepers
Oh, and my favorite part:
Sarah Palin The Patriot Leads Revolt Against Hamas

March 7, 2011 - Yesterday Sarah Palin was spotted helping to take out several Hamas warriors who were guarding Rahm Emanuel. Rahm was able to escape thanks to yet another suicide bomber who blew himself up. Sarah Palin is expected to be on the ticket in some way for the next Presidential elections to be held 60 days after Obama's capture in Virginia. Sarah ran after Rahm with at least 300 Militia, many of whom are from Texas and out for blood following the massacre that was revealed outside of Dallas by Obama's Police force, the Ameri-troops.

Killing Obama and his Jew/Muslim cronies has never been more fun for White Male Liberty Patriots living in their mother's basement.
Do I even need to say it?

Yes. Yes I do.

WOLVEREEEEEEEENS!

When I said Obama Derangement Syndrome was a cottage industry, I wasn't kidding, folks. It's like Mafia Wars on Facebook, only gone horribly, horribly wrong.

And yet there are plenty of people who think this is going to happen for real. Best to get your County Commander training in now, loyal patriots!

The LG&M gang has more, as do Teh Sadlies.
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 16, 2009 at 1:43 PM

    just this morning ( friday 16 october 2009 ) i overheard some of the old folk here at the library lamenting the impending declaration and imposition of MARTIAL LAW in the usa.

    i shit thee not.

    ignoranace is awful to behold.

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  2. StarStormOctober 16, 2009 at 7:03 PM

    Ohyou are shitting me.

    Kitty bets the game will be easy though, "Obama and his allies" are obviously no match for the Mighty Whitey Thundercock Brigade!

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  3. StarStormOctober 17, 2009 at 5:14 AM

    So... that comment was made without knowing what the game is about outside of the first details. It seems that it is a competitive game.

    It's Somalia: Teabagger editon.

    ... libertarianism wankery in a nutshell.

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