StupidiNews!

• The Obama administration will not sign a NATO land mine treaty, claiming that the treaty will undermine security interests.
• The FDIC's busted bank fund is broke, ending third quarter with an $8.2 billion debt.
• Pakistan's offensive against the Taliban has not yet netted any major terror suspects.
• Connecticut plans to join Ohio in suing bond ratings firms Moody's and Fitch for recklessness.
• The Large Hadron Collider is up and running this week, performing its first collisions without incident.