StupidiNews!

• Somali pirates have hijacked a Saudi oil tanker bound for New Orleans.
• Right wing radio host Hal Turner was an FBI informant, providing info on white supremacist groups.
• A legal fight over when a fetus is considered a person takes to the courts again, this time in Alaska.
• Dubai may lose its status as the Arab oil states' financial hub in exchange for a rescue package from Abu Dhabi.
• ICANN is looking to keep top-level domain users from redirecting web traffic from non-existent domains.