StupidiNews!

• The Obama administration is offering a $1.4 billion settlement for a 1996 suit charging mismanagement of Native American funds.
• L.A.'s City Council voted to limit medical marijuana dispensaries to 70, putting hundreds of the county's 1,000+ shops out of business.
• Afghanistan commander Gen. Stanley McCrystal says getting Osama Bin Laden is the key to dealing with Al Qaeda.
• Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner is seeking an extension of TARP bailout funds until next October.
• Apple has lost a near $22 million patent suit, but is appealing anyway.