StupidiNews!

• President Obama accepts his Nobel Peace Prize in Oslo today only a few weeks after expanding the war in Afghanistan.
• A new CBS poll shows 61% of Americans want the public option, virtually unchanged from last month.
• Scientists are trying to use lasers to generate energy as the laser celebrates 50 years 
• A new Bloomberg poll shows two-thirds of Americans want to tax the rich to reduce the deficit.
• Cable executives are arguing that net neutrality violates the First Amendment rights of internet companies.