StupidiNews!

• Russian officials confirm the KGB burned the remains of Adolf Hitler 40 years ago and disposed of the ashes in an East German river.
• President Obama's Nobel Prize acceptance speech is already being considered the "Obama Doctrine" on foreign policy.
• The Senate is considering a "cap and rebate" bill on carbon emissions rather than cap and trade.
  
• Goldman Sachs's bonus plan for 2009 is not cash, but stock with a five-year option.
• NASA's Cassini space probe continues to send back data on Saturn and its many mysterious moons.