StupidiNews!

• The Senate has passed a $447 billion omnibus spending bill that will fund the government after Friday's shutdown date.
• Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi was hit in the face by a thrown statuette, breaking his nose and two teeth.
• Human trafficking in the United States means there are thousands of virtual slaves being held, most foreign nationals.
• Citigroup becomes the final major TARP bank to exit the program by paying back the government $20 billion.
• Google Maps are helping the world track deforestation across the globe using satellite images.