Act The First: "Bill Clinton was the worst President ever. He destroyed our economy and allowed 9/11 to happen so we impeached his ass."
Act The Second: "George W. Bush was the best President ever. He protected America from terrorists, got that Saddam Hussein bastard that caused 9/11 and the economy was great."
Act The Third: "Barack Obama is the worst President ever. In one year he destroyed the Bush economy and almost let another 9/11 happen. We should impeach his ass."
Fin.
I hear Moose Lady loves the book on tape version of the play, too.
[UPDATE 12:13 PM] To recap, stock prices and home prices are lower now than they were ten years ago when Clinton was President.
This is all of course clearly Obama's fault for not fixing America in 2009.
[UPDATE 2 3:25 PM] As Doug at Balloon Juice reminds us...there was a net zero job creation in this country over the last decade as well.
We would have come up with a net job loss for the decade without the stimulus. Even the 70's under Jimmy Carter were far, far better for Americans than the last ten years. Eight of those last ten were under George W. Bush. You do the math.
And yet our liberal media has convinced America that the problem was Clinton in '01 and Obama in '09.
Great summation. Who'd have thought 8 more years in charge by Republicans wouldn't make them more accepting of control by another party.
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