StupidiNews!

• Several news outlets are reporting Sen. Chris Dodd is the latest incumbent to retire ahead of November's elections.
• The D.C. Court of Appeals has upheld the President's right to detain terror suspects indefinitely.
• Some changes would be immediate if health care reform is signed into law, but the law is expected to be challenged in court just as quickly.
• Naoto Kan is Japan's new Finance Minister after the abrupt resignation of Hirohisa Fujii.
• Scientists have conclusive evidence that seems to prove a theory predicted 40 years ago about the states of matter.