StupidiNews!

• President Obama has authorized a $2.3 billion green jobs initiative with the goal of creating 17,000 new jobs.
• The DoJ is signaling it wants to review last month's decision to dismiss charges against Blackwater employees involved in 17 Iraqi deaths.
• A new study shows 7 million Americans joined the rolls on food stamps from August 2008 to August 2009.
• Crotch Bomber Umar Abdulmutallab has pleaded not guilty in federal court for the Christmas Day bombing attempt.
• Rumors are swirling around this year's expected new iPhone model.