StupidiNews!

• A 6.1 magnitude aftershock earthquake hit Haiti this morning, rattling Port-au-Prince.
• The U.S. Supreme Court threw out a lower court ruling for a new trial for Mumia Abu-Jamal.
• The U.S. military's mission in Haiti is shifting from search and rescue to clearing the thousands of dead.
• Aircraft maker Boeing says it plans to cut 2,000 more jobs in Washington State.
• A new study shows that human players in a game tend to emulate whoever's winning.