StupidiNews!

• A Virginia man has surrendered to state police after a shooting rampage that left eight dead, including 3 teenagers and a four-year old.
• Disaster capitalism in Haiti reigns as as many as 200,000 Haitians may seek legal status in the U.S.
• President Obama's nominee to head the Transportation Security Administration has withdrawn his nomination.
• The President wants to institute new trading rules on big banks and trading houses to limit risk-taking.
• The New York Times will have a paywall back in place on its website by 2011, the newspaper says.