StupidiNews!

• President Obama's State of the Union Address tonight will be vital to convincing Americans that his agenda is worth saving.
• Verizon plans to eliminate 13,000 more jobs in 2010 after cutting nearly the same amount in both 2008 and 2009.
• Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner goes before the House to explain and defend his role in bailing out AIG.
• A vastly scaled-back climate legislation proposal is being pushed by Sens. John Kerry and Lindsey Graham.
• Advance buzz on Apple's new tablet confirms it's a "terrific" e-book reader, running the iPhone OS, and more.