StupidiNews!

• President Obama will meet with the Dalai Lama today, despite loud protests from the Chinese.
• One third of Texans say man and dinosaur roamed the Earth at the same time.
• The annual CPAC conference of conservatives opens today in D.C. with keynote speaker U.S. Senate candidate Marco Rubio of Florida.
• German automaker Daimler posted a 4th quarter loss as the world luxury car market is taking a beating.
• France seems to be competing with Australia for the most draconian internet censorship laws outside of China.