And The South Shall Rise Again

This just in:  Southern GOP Wingnut Congressmen don't much like the notion of health care reform.

"If Obamacare passes, that free insurance card that's in people's pockets is going to be as worthless as a Confederate dollar after the war between the states -- the Great War of Yankee Aggression."

I do declare, what is that high-pitched whistlin' sound?  Boy, I say, boy, you're about sharp as a drawer full of spoons...