StupidiNews!

• President Obama will sign an executive order today reaffirming the ban on the use of federal money for most abortions.
• Britain has expelled an Israeli diplomat in response to Israeli agents faking UK passports to carry out the assassination of a Palestinian leader in Dubai.
• Hillary Clinton traveled to Mexico for high-level talks on both countries' combined effort to fight illegal drugs.
• Americans despise Wall Street bankers, but only a third want a new consumer financial protection agency.
• Cincy-based online radio station WOXY is shutting down, possibly for good.