StupidiNews!

• President Obama will sign the health care reconciliation fixes bill into law today.
• A Tennessee man has pleaded guilty to plotting to kill then candidate Obama in 2008.
• GOP Senator Lindsey Graham is confident his bill to have Congress regulate carbon emissions rather than the EPA will pass.
• Amnesty International says China and Iran lead the world in executions as capital punishment, followed by Iraq, and then the U.S.
• A new study shows that only 2.5% of Americans can handle talking on the phone while driving, and odds are very good you're not one of them.