StupidiNews!

• A large plume of volcanic ash from Iceland has drifted into UK airspace, shutting down flights across the country.
• Attorney General Eric Holder testified before Congress yesterday that the possibility of trying 9/11 terrorists in civilian courts exists.
• Sarah Palin's 2012 fundraising totals are actually behind her Republican competitors.
• Despite last weekend's promise of an EU bailout for Greece, the nation's borrowing costs continue to rise on the bond market.
• The House has passed legislation designed to prevent Caller ID spoofing.