StupidiNews!

• President Obama takes his call for Wall Street regulation to New York City's Cooper Union, asking financial firms to get behind reform.
• Georgia claims to have seized a shipment of uranium from smugglers, blaming Russia for lax security.
• Sen. Kay Hagan of NC will introduce a bill aimed at limiting payday lenders to rein in the $40 billion industry.
• Derivatives traders and dealers are taking the fight against regulation straight to Congress's bottom line.
• Google has bought hardware maker AgniLux, but not to make hardware.