Gregory: Chris Dodd - Deal. . . or No Deal?Republicans want financial reform, and by reform I mean "the status quo only easier for Goldman Sachs to screw us over with a nuclear powered chainsaw, because that's more efficient."
Dodd: America went for the big money
and lost $11 trillion
Gregory: oh noe
Dodd: Goldman Sachs broke into our house
2 years ago and we haven’t even changed the locks
Gregory: will the GOP ever support reform?
Shelby: it’s a very tedious process and
the bill is 13 million pages
Gregory: whoa
Shelby: we oppose the bill because it
doesn’t go far enough
Gregory: of course you do
Shelby: we will vote for the bill if the
Democrats give us what we want
Gregory: what do you want?
Shelby: to stop the bill
Gregory: ok
Shelby: sure all 41 Senators oppose reform
but we really want it I swear
If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed. -- Benjamin Franklin
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Sunday Funnies: Shelby Shakedown Surprise Edition
Ahh Richard Shelby, you never fail to take the high road in negotiating across the aisle.
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