StupidiNews!

• New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu takes office today and gets an environmental catastrophe for his troubles.
• For the fourth year in a row, US honeybee colonies have collapsed with a third of colonies dying off over the winter.
• United and Continental announced plans for merger to become the country's largest airline.
• Miami's GOP mayor is backing Charlie Crist's independent run for Senate, saying accepting federal stimulus money was the right choice.
• The Boy Scouts are offering a video game merit badge for Scouts, teaching about ratings systems and time management.