StupidiNews!

• Total damage to the Nashville area from the Cumberland River flooding its banks could reach $1 billion.
• California Democrat John Garamendi wants to permanently prohibit offshore drilling on the Pacific coast.
• The Senate voted overwhelmingly yes on an amendment to break up too big to fail banks for the financial regulatory bill.
• Britons go to the polls today as PM Gordon Brown struggles to hold on to power.
• The FCC does indeed plan to pursue net neutrality through classifying ISPs as common carriers.