StupidiNews!

• Jupiter appears to be missing a stripe, and scientists are trying to figure out why.
• A US research team has created the first viable cell ruled by a completely constructed set of DNA.
• The Senate financial regulatory bill passes the upper chamber 59-39, a conference bill with the House is expected by July 4th.
• Another bad day ahead for world stock markets as investors try to make sense of yesterday's big losses.
• Turns out even in the antelope world, males are complete dogs.