StupidiNews!

• President Obama plans to return to the Gulf Coast region vowing to take action on the BP oil spill.
• The House has voted to end DADT late last night along with a Senate panel, bringing the measure to a full Senate vote today.
• The latest victims in California's budget disaster:  elementary school libraries.
• Military tensions between North and South Korea continue to rise as both countries vow "all-out war" if the other moves first.
• The Senate takes aim at anonymous prepaid cell phones, saying they are crime tools for everyone from drug dealers to hedge fund scammers.