Gregory: how did a guy with a MBA become an unethical radical soulless dipshit?If you can fail in New York, you can fail anywhere!
Holder: it’s a mystery
Gregory: how come you didn’t arrest him
before he committed a crime?
Holder: it’s doesn’t work that way Dancing Dave
Gregory: these are homegrown terrorists!
Holder: they are people with clean skins
Gregory: like who use ivory soap?
Holder: yes - also white people
Gregory: why don’t you track all people
who go to Pakistan
Holder: 200,000 people!?
Gregory: yes dammit!
Holder: I heard you were a moron
If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed. -- Benjamin Franklin
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Sunday Funnies: Blowing Up On Broadway Edition
The Bobblespeaks, they live.
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