Tapper: Hey British Petroleum how’s drillingGot that right. Like I saw yesterday, all we need is a massive vinegar tanker spill and it's salad time for everyone.
and destroying America working out for you?
McKay: not so good actually
Tapper: so what’s your plan for
stopping the spill?
McKay: give us a break - it’s like doing
open-heart surgery in the dark
Tapper: so you need Hawkeye Pierce?
McKay: we need Noah
Tapper: Building a giant ark
seems a bit extreme
McKay: no I mean NOAA
Tapper: Obama recently called BP ‘useless motherfuckers’
McKay: no everyone in the oil industry is rallying around trying to fix this problem
Tapper: oh so even Exxon and Chevron are going
to help stop the spill and clean up the oil?
McKay: no I meant fixing our image problem
Tapper: you ruined a coastline and
thousands of lives just to save a buck
McKay: capitalism baby!
Tapper: you have no idea what you’re
doing do you?
McKay: not fair - no one could have predicted
that an oil platform in the ocean drilling 5,000 feet for oil could spill oil in the water
Tapper: you opposed safety regulations
McKay: safety is our number one priority
Tapper: really?
McKay: well first making money, then drilling
faster and drilling more and exploiting workers
and resources and actually we don’t care about safety at all
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Sunday, May 2, 2010
Sunday Funnies: Oil Vey Edition
The Bobblespeaks, they are among us.
Gregory: you don’t want to be on the Supreme Court?
ReplyDeleteClinton: oh no - I would strangle Scalia the first week
I fully support Clinton for the Supreme Court.