StupidiNews!

• BP continues to work on its latest plan to siphon oil away from the gushing leak on the ocean floor.
• After just eight months in office, Japanese PM Yukio Hatoyama will resign as his approval rating crashes into the teens.
• AG Eric Holder announced a criminal probe into BP's Gulf oil spill that could result in charges against BP officials.
• The new worst case scenario for BP's relief wells could see oil flowing until the end of the year.
• Publishers want a standard e-book format, but Apple, Amazon and Barnes and Noble are more than happy pushing their own versions.