StupidiNews!

• BP has moved on from diamond saws to giant shears in order to cut the leaking riser pipe to prepare to siphon off oil.
• Ford says it will indeed discontinue its Mercury line of cars by the end of the year.
• With Congress on recess, a national program for summer jobs remains unfunded and could be discontinued altogether.
• Stocks are up worldwide on news that the US jobs report for May will far exceed expectations.
• Verizon is looking for partners to roll out 4G wireless towers in rural areas across America.